Showing posts with label sumbullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sumbullshit. Show all posts

Thursday, March 19, 2009

I Can't Hang

i suck! i attempted to follow an exercise dvd that i ordered and couldnt even keep up with the lil gay fella. so sad.

"step, step, step, 1,2,3, tap, tap, tap... now point. and heel, toe, heel toe, step, step, step, okay now step, touch, step, touch..."

maaan... the fuck did you smoke for breakfast u lil hyper summabitch?

first of all im exercising in a tube top n some thongs like i dont own mad wifebeaters n booty shorts. fugg yall i had that tube top on under my peek-a-boo shirt today n i just took my jeans off like fuck it. okay anyway so my extra tall ass in a tube top tryina keep up with this fool. i got frustrated n confused. fuckin up the sequence. pausing, tryina pick up where i left off. lookin like a big ass doofus. i realized i needed to just sit my ass down somewhere when i literally yelled at him on my tv.

"what the fuck is you doin bitch?!!"
*turned the tv off and ate a brownie*