Thursday, March 19, 2009

I Can't Hang

i suck! i attempted to follow an exercise dvd that i ordered and couldnt even keep up with the lil gay fella. so sad.

"step, step, step, 1,2,3, tap, tap, tap... now point. and heel, toe, heel toe, step, step, step, okay now step, touch, step, touch..."

maaan... the fuck did you smoke for breakfast u lil hyper summabitch?

first of all im exercising in a tube top n some thongs like i dont own mad wifebeaters n booty shorts. fugg yall i had that tube top on under my peek-a-boo shirt today n i just took my jeans off like fuck it. okay anyway so my extra tall ass in a tube top tryina keep up with this fool. i got frustrated n confused. fuckin up the sequence. pausing, tryina pick up where i left off. lookin like a big ass doofus. i realized i needed to just sit my ass down somewhere when i literally yelled at him on my tv.

"what the fuck is you doin bitch?!!"
*turned the tv off and ate a brownie*


6 comments:

Twisted Elegance said...

"first of all im exercising in a tube top n some thongs like i dont own mad wifebeaters n booty shorts. fugg yall i had that tube top on under my peek-a-boo shirt today n i just took my jeans off like fuck it."

That line made my night.You are Hilarious girl.

I know how you feel too Billy Banks always makes me put in work until I'm like.."This ain't even right" and I walk away.

Bella said...

ha! how funny, u were commenting my post while i was commenting urs lol

i really couldnt take it, he was confusing me AND had some sorry ass music too, to hell with that.

Wilfredo said...

Okay, you're gonna laugh, but I went to an aerobics thing once, and all I saw were older ladies... 45 minutes later the aforementioned old ladies were laughing me off the floor. I was dragging my sweaty ass out of their sight with a tear mingling with the perspiration on my face. BUT I THOUGH IT WAS GONNA BE ONLY 30 MINUTES!!! Had I known, I would've adapted. There was no call for those old biddies to be laughing at me! Who were they trying to impress anyway?!?

Bella said...

ahaaa! u got laughed off by some cougars! lol but i wont even lie, 45 minutes is pretty damn good, u lasted longer than i would have, obviously lol

Epitome said...

Question...whatever happened to the flirty girl fit (saw on your other blog and this post reminded me of it). How did that work out for you?

MISS BEE said...

LMAO! @ turned off the tv & ate a brownie.