so me and my hunny are watching cage fighting together and we start talkin shit to eachother...
him: see that, that's how i'll do you rite there. just bust u in the forehead like PLOW!
me: uh-huh. go rite on ahead mufucka, i'll kick u in the liver, watch.
him: yeah rite. i hear ya talkin!
*we notice a mean left hook on tv*
OOOOHHH SHITT!! gooootttdaaayyyyuuummm!!
him: put yo ass in a headlock...
me: what? i aint NEVER scared.
him: put u to sleep. be in the papers like (insert my name here) was put to sleep by a headlock today. the alleged headlocker, (insert his name) had this to say...
*i cut him off*
me: "bitch left the kool aid jug empty again, shit..."
him: *bursts into teary laughter*
(i stay "forgetting" to make kool aid after i drink it all. but so does he! shit.)
now. im bout to go have me some confrontational sex :)