Foolish ♥

so me and my hunny are watching cage fighting together and we start talkin shit to eachother...

him: see that, that's how i'll do you rite there. just bust u in the forehead like PLOW!

me: uh-huh. go rite on ahead mufucka, i'll kick u in the liver, watch.

him: yeah rite. i hear ya talkin!

*we notice a mean left hook on tv*

OOOOHHH SHITT!! gooootttdaaayyyyuuummm!!

him: put yo ass in a headlock...

me: what? i aint NEVER scared.

him: put u to sleep. be in the papers like (insert my name here) was put to sleep by a headlock today. the alleged headlocker, (insert his name) had this to say...

*i cut him off*

me: "bitch left the kool aid jug empty again, shit..."

him: *bursts into teary laughter*

(i stay "forgetting" to make kool aid after i drink it all. but so does he! shit.)

now. im bout to go have me some confrontational sex :)

*smooches*