My Mouth Won't Close

i...i...i... can't pick my jaw up. i'm speachless.

No Words

I really have no words. Other than I don't give a hot fuck what this girl said or did, she is 15 years old!!! And he's a grown ass man! As much as the world wanna get all up in Chris Brown and Rhianna's domestics... it's obvious there are MUCH more serious problems in this country. And WHY is that other bastard just sittin there like everything is cool???

If that was MY daughter.... oooooowheeeee!!

P.S. Years ago, that same officer shot and killed an unarmed, mentally disturbed man during a traffic stop. How is this muthafucka still employed in law enforcement?!?!

Well Damn Mr. Officer, wtf?

"DENVER – A good Samaritan who helped push three people out of the path of a pickup truck before being struck and injured has gotten a strange reward for his good deed: A jaywalking ticket.

Family members said 58-year-old bus driver Jim Moffett and another man were helping two elderly women cross a busy Denver street in a snowstorm when he was hit Friday night.

Moffett suffered bleeding in the brain, broken bones, a dislocated shoulder and a possible ruptured spleen. He was in serious but stable condition Wednesday.
The Colorado State Patrol issued the citation. Trooper Ryan Sullivan said that despite Moffett's intentions, jaywalking contributed to the accident.

Moffett had been driving his bus when the two women got off. In the interest of safety, he got out and, together with another passenger, helped the ladies cross.
Moffett's stepson, Ken McDonald, said the driver of the pickup plowed into his stepfather, but not before Moffett pushed the two women out of the way.

When he awoke in intensive care, he learned of the ticket. "His reaction was dazed and confused. I was a little angry," said McDonald.

The other man also was cited for jaywalking, while the pickup driver was cited with careless driving that led to injury. Sullivan said the two elderly women haven't been cited but the investigation is ongoing."

For real trooper?? You had to give him a jaywalking ticket? Well I'm just confused. If the driver was cited for careless driving, do you really think if they crossed at the intersection that this would have been avoided? I mean damn.

Reminds me of Mr. Incredible getting sued for saving that man when he tried to kill himself.

ugh.

Nah Man...

this is a message i got on myspace today. i think i done seen it all now.

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um yeah like ima walk up in somewhere like "look! i have a huge criminal fan base, isn't that impressive?"

people these days, boy i tell ya...

You Can't Be Serious

ATLANTA -- After a wave of upset e-mails from viewers, 11Alive News is asking Atlanta city leaders why, in the midst of a budget crisis and citywide furloughs, are they pushing two pieces of legislation regarding baggy pants. Both a proposed ordinance and a resolution have been submitted to the city council's Public Safety Committee. Members meet Tuesday, January 13, to discuss them and other topics on the agenda. City Councilman C.T. Martin has long fought to reduce the number of young men who wear pants that sit well below their waist and often show their underwear. He believes that it is a city matter because it is happening on the streets of Atlanta and sends a bad message.

"We on the Public Safety Committee tackle a number of issues affecting our young people -- drugs, gangs, graffiti. This is one of those things that hinders who they can become," said Martin.

But overwhelmingly the people responding to 11Alive.com believe the city has far bigger issues to tackle right now. Someone by the screen name vincentharris said, "...how about solving ANYTHING besides this. Who CARES????" Another comment by someone called q. ragsdale wrote, "..shouldn't these councilmen worry about something else, like, say a BALANCED BUDGET and furloughed workers?" 11Alive News asked Councilman Martin whether the discussion of baggy pants should even be taking up time during Public Safety Committee meetings. He said yes, because that group is responsible for the streets and the look of the streets.

According to the Associated Press, the proposed ordinance would "make it illegal to expose one's undergarments in a public setting." The measure would be included in an ordinance already on the books which bans simulated acts of intercourse and exposing or touching one's genitals or breasts. If approved, anyone found in violation of the rule could be fined up to $100 and given eight hours of community service. Martin also just submitted a proposed resolution that he says would be a way to continue the discussion of banning baggy pants and limiting offensive dress and offensive language among colleges, schools, neighborhoods and places of worship.

Now this just pisses me off. With all the homeless people in the streets of Atlanta, these mufuckas worrying about how much of somebody draws are showing in public? Fuck you. Fuck you C.T. Martin (whom by the way is a Black man- just in case you were wondering if it was some old cracker jack who proposed this bullshit lol) for wasting my tax dollars on THIS. When I saw this on the news last night I was in disbelief that this is a matter of PUBLIC SAFETY? Fuck outta here yo. There is SOOO much more to worry about! SOOO much more things to spend time on correcting. What's next? Yall gon cite me for exposing my bra strap? There are so many things I can say but all I can think right now is...
Ya gon too far Biggs, ya gon too far.
(i love shottas lol)

Explain This Please

Nivea? Darling. Blonde? With red streaks on one side. Purple on the other. If THIS is what happens when your 15 minutes of fame runs out, just stay in the crib shawty.

Gotdamnit Latoya!! Who the fuck told you... nevermind. Just gotdamnit.

Lil Mama, no. Where is your manicure? Bump that, where is your LIP GLOSS? I don't mean to talk about the chillren but dammit man. Who grabs a dookie brown/mildew green vest and pants and does THIS to it? And then pose for a picture. Bless her heart.

*sigh*

What in the hot fuck is goin on here? Did the designer pay her to wear this? Or did her friend dare her to cut up her leather sectional and make a dress out of it? I'm not understanding this look one single bit. This is the chick who played "Simone" on Passions, I don't know her real name nor is it relevant but just... what the fuck? It's obvious she has a nice figure, cute face, etc... so why Simone? Why? NOBODY could make this contraption hot. Nobody. Not even Beyonce or Miss Lopez.

Khia. What are you doing? Miss "My Neck, My Back" looks like she sayin "My Ass, On Crack." I didn't know Busta Rhymes had a sister. I'm waiting for a penis to fall out of those bedazzled airbrushed leather panty draws.