so my man called me a hoe yesterday.
NO not like yall think lol. we were being silly and it kinda slipped out and although most women may have been like "hoe?!" i just immediately burst into laughter.
we had just finished a blunt so i was spraying air freshener and he says, "what are you spraying?"
me: air freshener. duh.
him: light a incense hoe.
his face was priceless! like "oooops!" before he could even get his apology out i was dying laughing like "you just called me a hoe!"
then he started laughing too like "im so sorry, it just slipped out, i didnt mean it like that babe i swear..."
so i waved my hand like "boy stop. i know you were just bein playful, im not mad i promise. you see me laughin rite?"
i just got him back later.
*put my hand down his pants*
"woman, are you molesting me?"
"bitch i might be."