Friday, February 19, 2010
Random Cool (useless) Bella Facts
- i often remix songs into some perverted or otherwise inappropriate version in my head. just be in the bathroom singing "every piss begins with peeeee." to the tune of a kay jewelers commercial.
- i only like red and purple skittles. i don't wanna taste the rainbow.
- i have eaten more cookie dough in the last month than i have actually used it to bake cookies, even though is specifically says "DO NOT CONSUME RAW COOKIE DOUGH" on the packaging :-/
- i do my kegel exercises every day. it's just the responsible thing to do when you have a vagina.
- i sleep on the left side of the bed.
- some days i imagine cocking back and bustin my boss in the forehead with a chicken wing for my own amusement.
- i don't think trey songz invented sex.
- i whoop ass when necessary. more parents should.
- i think highly of myself, but i don't look down on anyone. unless i'm gettin some head ;)
- i dance and sing (really loud) in my car, even when i can feel people looking at me, i don't give a fuck... point. laugh. glad i could entertain ya. catch me at a red light near you bitches.
- i think many perverted thoughts every day. many.... every.... day.
- i don't like to share my snacks. depending on what kind of mood i'm in, i will: 1. buy you some of what i'm eating 2. eat it away from other human beings or 3. straight act like i don't see you eyeballing my tasty treats as i devour them.
- i hate tomatoes. and mushrooms. and olives. and bananas. and oranges. and i only use onions and peppers for flavor while cooking, but i push them off to the side when it's time to eat.
- i have a heart of platinum. i will do anything i'm capable of for those i love (*who i know- without a doubt- would do the same for me).
- i'm addicted to Forensic Files tv series and Law & Order. i can watch either of those back to back to back...
- i squeeze my own ass for no particular reason sometimes.
- i just ordered that Insanity workout DVD series.... pray for my body please.
- i love big earrings.
- chocolate is like crack to me. craaaack!!
- i have only lived in two states, NY (since birth) and GA (since 2000).
- i hardly ever go out. and as i'm getting older, i realize when i do go out that i'm not missing much. i feel like small doses of partying are better than partying til it seems old and boring to you.
- i think smoking cigarettes is even nastier than sucking 3 different dicks in one day. yall know what that does to your lungs? this: (left lung non-smoker, right lung.... well, do the math)
-i'm an asshole.
-i'm a leo. which may explain why i'm an asshole :)
- i can appreciate a nice ass on a female just as well as a man can. except i do not want to have sex with it or touch it. penis fo life! but i'll still look. *shrugs*
- i am currently a straight A student *pops four collars*
tis all for now.
enjoy your day folks!