thats a really pretty bottle isn't it? well guess what? that's ALL the fuck it is! this shit is gay devil's urine. its sassy ass kool-aid. raspberry gingerale on crack. it's a disgrace to the alcohol industry and does not even deserve to be called liquor, oh excuse me "liqueur"... none of that. it should just be called "bitch ass drank" n left at that.
now i expected this to be somewhat fruity, i mean it is pink n all, but i did not expect to take a sip and get downright offended. i slammed the glass down, got up out my chair n started shaking my head like "oh. oh. i dont even believe this shit." my man was like "damn it's that bad?"
yes. hell yes. hell muthafuckin yes.
it tasted like someone put a cup of sugar into some red alize. now listen, i've drank shit and not particularly cared for it before. but then still drank it anyway because i spent my money on it gotdamn it. plus i think wasting alcohol is senseless. but this shit is so bad that i, a single mother of three (in the middle of a recession might i add), am more than willing to forfeit the $21.change i spent on this shit. that bottle will sit in my refrigerator for the rest of its life as a decoration. because that's all it's good for. i feel like nuvo raped my mouth and violated my taste buds.
i have many other things to blog about from my weekend but that will have to wait. i had to look out for your health first. so if you were thinkin about tasting/buying some nuvo....