Thursday, August 13, 2009

It's A Celebration Bitches!

alritey. update time. (as you can see i chopped half my hair off lol) and my birthday was august 1st but due to my babysitter situation, i wasn't able to celebrate until the following saturday. we went to Opera, which is my favorite place to go out. my man took me there last year for my birthday and i've loved it ever since. you almost feel like you are somewhere else. it's SO diverse. you will see asian, middle eastern, russian, hispanic, black, white, italian people, etc... just all having a good time together, i love it.

here's a shot of the club while it's empty.

so we had a bit of a problem at the door due to a misunderstanding. we had email passes to get in free before 11pm (call me cheap but they charge $20 to get in and as Epitome would say "it's a recession." lol so if i can save me some money, gotdamit ima save me some money- so i can get more drunk. hehe) anyway we got there on time, one of the guys asks me what i have, looks at my passes and tells us to stand off to the side and wait to be checked in. so we do as we're told and slide off to the side. to make a long story short, the fool thought i was "special" as he put it, and assumed i was part of a VIP event or some shit. so he made us miss the cut off time, standing off to the side forever for no reason and the best they could do was give me free VIP and a complimentary drink, let us cut the line and charge my friends half price to get in. okay why give me VIP and not them? like ima really go up there without my friends. and it was YO fault we missed the cut off time so why cant they get in free too? hello? smh but whatever. we had a wonderful time regardless.
first i must make a disclaimer regarding my outfit. *clears throat* yes you can see thru my dress, but no those are not my panties. they are shorts and i wore them as such. even have thongs on under them just so i can be telling the truth when i say "no, you can't see my panties thru this dress." lol the flash just enhanced the sheerness so *shrugs* alrite let's move along...
this rite here is my ace (and her man) she is the one who captured all these moments :)

this is my neptune. she is gettin it. and you can't tell her shit. i loves her.
we took over the stage for the remainder of the evening. including that gogo dancer's post behind us.
me and my one and only. "fuck off." (oh and to the left of my elbow is my "little sister" from another mister.)

my kiki fiyah. i LOVE this pic. she was having the time of her life up there.

i have a bird flipping reflex.

i wanna rock with youuuu. all niiiiiight.


the club's dancer. we took her shit over in 3...2...1

when reggae plays, we must dance. tis the law.

yesssirrr.

gettin it.

i was clearly in a zone.

birfday booty.

i dont know why he was there. all i know is i HAD to put my booty on the panda before the night was over. mission accomplished.

squeezing the charmin.

this is all that was caught on camera. other fuckery includes:

a nigerian man trying to wife neptune in the club and steal her away to miami so she can be his consultant (?) and let him "take care of her." FOH. ah and some other dude kissed her on the mouth without warning.

we befriended a stranger named Tom (thanks to ki lol), who we called Todd all night.

someone kept calling me lady gaga :-/

we stayed til the lights came on and they had to remind us it was time to leave. twice i think.

drunk dude came up to me after the club and said (loud as hell) "YOU! are the reason i LOVE goth music!!" um really? and exactly who the fluck do you think i am sir? i was just like "okay." and crossed the street.

miss neptune's car got locked in the parking garage she paid to park in.

my man was too drunk and left early, went home, cooked a steak and passed out.

there was drunk dialing and talks of "period sex" but people will remain nameless in order to protect the not so innocent.

ki and i made it safely to my house, and ate my man's steak (hehe) she went off to my son's bed to sleep with spiderman (the blanket lol)

and i woke up the next morning to my man giving me a blank stare. cuz i was butt ass naked with my gloves on.

THE END.

17 comments:

RAEthoven said...

YAAAASSSSSS WORK IT HONEY! looks like you had lots of fun :D

Mista Jaycee said...

Beautiful Cafe Au Lait Deluxe Woman! Happy B-day! Have fun!

She Needs said...

**and i woke up the next morning to my man giving me a blank stare. cuz i was butt ass naked with my gloves on**

Sounds like you had a good time, just from that statement alone.

Insatiable One said...

**and i woke up the next morning to my man giving me a blank stare. cuz i was butt ass naked with my gloves on**

This right where summed it all up. LOL

Lil Honey B said...

You did the damn thing! Cute outfit.

☆Reese✮ said...

Loves that look on you, and I'm glad you had a GREAT TIME out!!
Lol@ the booty on the panda lol

Did I mention your legs are gorgeous?

Bella said...

@raethoven, mista jaycee, lil honey b: thank youuuuu!! i had so much fun!

@she needs & insatiable one: mannn... he looked at me and was like "so... lets talk about why u sleepin naked with gloves on. u think u michael jackson?" cuz we surely did not have sex lol i made a wack attempt at waking him up, realized i was probably too fucked up to be riding anything (n that he was too fucked up himself) n just took my drunk ass to sleep. so evidently i got naked n tried to seduce him with my gloves on for some reason. so yeah... he clowned me in the morning. FAIL @ me. lmao

@reese: aw thanks love! yeah i saw the panda n said "i WILL get me a dance with that mf before i leave." haha

Gem said...

Bella, GOT DAMN! I know I'm a pixie but girl you so tall if you did a cartwheel, you'd hit Jesus! HEY-OOOOO!

I am so, so, SO destroyed at the following:

"YOU! are the reason i LOVE goth music!!" This was funny to me on Twitter and I'm still cackling now.

Your man getting drunk, leaving, COOKING A STEAK, and going to sleep. The imagery of these sequence of events is too much for me to process, lmao!

I'm glad you had fun!

thehoustongirl said...

LMAO @ the Panda!! '

them shoes you had on were BAAAAAD!

Happy Belated :D

Bella said...

@gem: ha! yes i am a giant. u see that pic of me dancing with my honey? well he is 6'7" if that gives you any type of idea lol i was like 6'2" with those heels on!

oh how about this image of the steak... he wakes up thinking he's about to eat it- and its gone lmao

and thank you im glad i had fun too! doesn't happen very often lol

@thehoustongirl: i heart that panda haha and thank youuuuu! :D

yours truly said...

for the dress alone, i heart you. it looks too hot. and the shoes are bangin.

looks like a crazy time. you and your man make a cute couple too. glad you had a great birthday.

Bella said...

aww thank you girl! *smooches* yeah it was crazy but in the most funnest way :)

Milly said...

I love Club Opera, it stays crunk lol! Happy Belated birfday and you did it right, birthdays at the club gotta be wild :)

Epiphany said...

lol happy belated bday. and that sounded like a night to remember lol. i'm glad u had fun

NINA said...

OMG HAHAHAHAH THIS PARTY LOOKS LIKE A BLAST! YOU GUYS OWNED AND WORKED THIS CLUB OK!?!? HAHAHAH GREAT PIXS IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF VERY MUCH DESERVED XOXOXO

Lina said...

You betta work you sexy half-gothic/ half-lolita goddess...

Glad you had fun.

Yves said...

Looks like you had a real good time