this mufucka has been stealing my pens on and off for a whole year and a half!! it shouldn't bother me cuz it's "just a pen" but gotdammit!! seriously, it's ridiculous tho. i'll find a pen that writes nice and take a liking to it, only for this big head mufucka to steal it. then i gotta steal it back n shit. cuz how do you check your boss about stealing pens? am i supposed to say, "excuse me, do you have a pen fetish? cuz u keep STEALING ALL MY PENS HOMIE!!" like i have even bought my own pens from walmart with my own money and stuck them in the mug on MY desk. oh let a bitch be absent. come back the next day n 2 of them shits just vanish. like what in the hot hell do you need a pink ink pen for fool? you a grown ass man walkin round with a pink pen stickin out ya shirt pocket. my pen bitch, my pen. then when i go to steal it back, he done got all his warehouse dust and grease on the shit. so now i dont even want it back. alrite so yesterday was incident #172 (approximately) i brought my own pen from home rite? he already "used it and walked away with it" once... and i stole it back when he left his desk. then i come back from lunch and it's gone AGAIN. so i say something cuz im sick of this shit.
"where's my pen?"
"i had a black gel pen i was using, i brought it from home n now it's not on my desk."
oh? just oh, huh? aight bitch.
what do i see stickin out his jacket at the end of the day? yup.
so this morning i was scoping his desk out, lookin for it. didn't see it. okay, ima catch you slippin before the day is over mufucka.
well i snatched my pen back now and i swear if i was a nasty bitch i'd wipe boogers on it!!