this is a message i got on myspace today. i think i done seen it all now.
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From: InmatesWorldEntertainment. com (411601819)
To: Leen (57559768)
Date: Feb 24, 2009 11:30 AM
Subject: Attention all female models, aspiring models and aspiring entertainers.
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Next time you walk into that big entertainment company to market yourself, walk in with fan mail and sells that we helped you generate and watch how different the response is!
For more info visit inmatesworldentertainment. com or email your questions to our talent agent Thania at... firstname.lastname@example.org Or leave your number if you would like someone from IWE to contact you.
um yeah like ima walk up in somewhere like "look! i have a huge criminal fan base, isn't that impressive?"
people these days, boy i tell ya...