Is there such a thing as high dialing? Similar to drunk dialing I suppose. Anyway I like to send my friends random ass text messages to amuse myself and I know one person who is more than likely just as high as me and willing to entertain my nonsense.
me: i wanna go on double dare.
ki: LMAO! can i be ur partner??
me: yes! we can play against (our men)! we will crawl around in a tub of brownie batter and grab the flag which will then release a bucket of kush. we can be the red team.
[random mid-conversation text]
ki: why am i at somebody else's xmas party gettin fucked up
me: cuz tis the season bitches! be merry!
[end random mid-conversation text]
ki: LMFAO! and u know we'll beat them.
me: i dont know man they got that height advantage. we mite have to grab some gulf clubs n go tonya harding on they ass.
ki: lmao. but im small & quick. and ur crafty.
me: yes! like riki tiki tavi! we will strike with the speed of a mongoose and vengence of a cobra!!
ki: lol! is christopher robin there with u?
me: oh but of course! :)
ki (2 hours later while i'm asleep): im super drunk @ somebody else xmas party textin on the dance floor like what.
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I love my friends :)
sidenote: Christopher Robin is our little brother... which is really a blunt. It works because we can say "We have to watch our little brother" and nobody knows what the fuck we mean. If I recall correctly, we decided this one fine night while we were fucked up. I think I called her a piglet, so she called me Tigger... and then we looked at the blunt and named it Christopher Robin.
Wow. Now that I'm NOT high I realize I might need to leave the weed alone.
Ah but I won't.
2 comments:
lmfao. this is why i refuse to smoke with louis. i might get outta character haha
yes but that could be extremely entertaining too, im sure yall would just laugh about it the next day like "yo high ass..." lmao
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