The counselor I've been speaking to about school called me and said that the Criminal Justice course I want to take is in fact... available online.
*cabbage patches in a circle*
I'll have to go to campus and take a few Saturday classes for what can't be covered online, but I can swing that. I go up there tomorrow to apply for financial aid.
*waves goodbye to marijuana* it's been real homie. *daps chest n sheds a tear*
Time to go make me a drank!